Get in Shape, Girl! What to Wear to Work Out

Y’all know I started Weight Watchers this year and lost like 8 pounds. Then I got lazy, fell off the WW wagon and gained it all back. Hey, it happens. Maybe dieting isn’t for me…or anyone…because it sucks. But you know what doesn’t suck? Feeling good. And dammit if working out doesn’t make you feel […]

The Skinny Bitch Diaries: Weeks 7-8ish

Forgive me for being all off my weight tracking schedule. Last weekend the fam and I headed up to visit my in-laws in Northern California. While I had all of Weight Watchers’ glorious tools available to me on my mobile device, I decided to take a break from dieting to simply enjoy all the fabulous restaurant cuisine […]

The Skinny Bitch Diaries: Week 6

I’m down 1/2 a pound this week. While I would normally be discouraged by such torturously slow weight loss, I was actually surprised I lost anything at all. I was a lazy tracking PMSer last week, eating my weight in Lay’s potato chips and sneaking slices of cheddar cheese. It was by far my worst week […]

The Skinny Bitch Diaries: Week 5

Mommy Friend, we’re on week 5 (ugh) and I’m down 1 pound since last week’s 0 pound weight loss. I mean, I think I am. When I weighed myself this morning it showed I was still at 136 – the weight I was last week, and the week before. Refusing to accept another week of dieting […]

The Skinny Bitch Diaries: Week 4

OMG everybody! I worked my ass off all week and I lost a whopping 0 lbs! Dude, not cool. OK, so I only managed to work out twice this week; so what? And I stopped measuring food with an actual food scale and measuring cups but I feel after a month that I’m pretty good at […]

The Skinny Bitch Diaries: Week 3

BOO-YAH! That’s what I’m talking about right there! Week 3 and I’m down 2 more pounds! Thank God because after last week’s 1 pound weight loss I was pretty pissed at my fat cells. Look! I even got a blingy gold star at the bottom of the chart for my total weight loss of 5 pounds so […]

The Skinny Bitch Diaries: Week 2

Week 2 of Weight Watchers and I only lost 1 lousy pound. Yeah, I was pissed. I’m walking 2.2 miles 4x/week (wait, quick math here: 8.8 miles a week) and eating 26 points in a day. In case you’re unfamiliar, 26 points is like the equivalent of one yummy restaurant meal. I’m drink water, eating […]

The Skinny Bitch Diaries: Week 1

This handy dandy chart right here is a fancy way of showing you that I lost 2 lbs. on Weight Watchers last week. WW is so cool with all these charts and graphs! I know real and lasting weight loss is supposed to happen slowly but when you’ve given up dairy almost completely and cheese […]

And Then I Decided to Become a Skinny Bitch

This right here is a picture of my ass mistakenly taken by BooBoo. You can imagine my surprise horror when I saw it. It’s not that I think I’m fat; I don’t. I’ve always been rather skinny on top and hefty south of the equator. This body shape of mine is one I’ve learned to […]