The Skinny Bitch Diaries: Week 4

OMG everybody! I worked my ass off all week and I lost a whopping 0 lbs! Dude, not cool. OK, so I only managed to work out twice this week; so what? And I stopped measuring food with an actual food scale and measuring cups but I feel after a month that I’m pretty good at […]

The Skinny Bitch Diaries: Week 3

BOO-YAH! That’s what I’m talking about right there! Week 3 and I’m down 2 more pounds! Thank God because after last week’s 1 pound weight loss I was pretty pissed at my fat cells. Look! I even got a blingy gold star at the bottom of the chart for my total weight loss of 5 pounds so […]

And Then I Decided to Become a Skinny Bitch

This right here is a picture of my ass mistakenly taken by BooBoo. You can imagine my surprise horror when I saw it. It’s not that I think I’m fat; I don’t. I’ve always been rather skinny on top and hefty south of the equator. This body shape of mine is one I’ve learned to […]