Reality Bites: Let’s Play Nice

[Image credit] I would never want to spark a Work Outside the Home Mom (WOHM) vs. Stay At Home Mom (SAHM) debate, because the battle is emotionally charged, super touchy and always ugly.  Besides, I don’t have space to store all those soapboxes anyway. Recently I read an article that referred to working mothers “Part-time Mothers”.  As a working […]

Wait ‘Til Your Father Gets Home

In the traditional 2 parent family, it’s probably fair to say the one parent usually does most of the disciplining and the other is…well, a bit softer.  Even when both parents share the same parenting philosophy, the execution of said philosophy is often radically different between Mom and Dad. In our family, I always thought […]

Fear Factor

For me, parenting involves a fair amount of paranoia. My kids are so lucky. [Image Credit] I’m afraid of convenience stores. I’m pretty sure if I step foot in one something bad like a hostage situation is going to go down. Sorry kiddies, no stopping for Hot Cheetos and Slurpees on the way to Vegas, I love […]

Little BooBoo’s Debut

For your listening err, pleasure. Little BooBoo sings Glee’s version of Heart’s “Alone”.  Such raw emotion.  I believe he really needs to know, how does he get you alone?

Gisele Is Not A Mommy Friend

[Image credit] I just broke up with Gisele. Supermodel Gisele Bundchen and I have been on the rocks for a while. Sure, maybe you haven’t read about our tumultuous relationship in Us Weekly, but I’m taking to Mommyfriend to bring you the exclusive. Perfect Gisele gave birth to a perfect baby boy with her perfect […]

What Kind of Mom?

My mom When you think back on your childhood, you can probably sum up your mom in a few words: “When I was a kid, my mom was always __________.” I think we could all fill in the blank with some general statement about our mom from our childhood.  That thought really scares me. We all know […]

Dear Mommyfriend.com,

My eldest, who will hereby be known as “Boy Wonder” penned the following letter to Mommyfriend.com:

The Laundress

[Image credit] I didn’t want to take to Mommyfriend to complain about laundry because it’s a necessary evil, but yet, here I am waiting on my 4th load to dry.  My life as a laundress has taught me valuable lessons involving color separation, the importance of cycle settings and perhaps most curiously, an intimate perspective into the day […]

Mommy Frenemies

[Image credit] Let’s talk for a moment about Mommy Frenemies.  Like spider veins, we all have them.  The Mommius frenemius (Mommy Frenemy) is the largest predatory threat to mothers. Obnoxium Backstabbius Frenemius: Classification: Mean Girls    Kingdom      Class     Order     Genus     Species    Women      None    Bottom   Mommius    frenemius  The Mommy Frenemy is […]

My Life as a Mom

Parenting is the stuff decisions are made of.  Despite all the childrearing books I’ve read, I’ve made most of my important parental decisions by trial and error.  The truth is that some choices have been made by necessity, some by compromise and some for no better reason than convenience.    With that, I offer a quick and dirty summary of my life as a […]