The Bedtime Drinking Game for Parents

Obvious, yet necessary disclaimer: The bedtime drinking game is intended as satire for entertainment purposes only. As always, drink and parent responsibly. Long before you lay your head down to rest at the end of a long day, you’re responsible for getting your littles to do the same. You’d think it would be easy; all […]

Parenting Means Catching Vomit in Your Bare Hands … and Other Things

Oh, Parenting, you wild and wonderful adventure, you. Just when we think we’ve got you all figured out, you remind us we never had a clue. You humble us, poke fun at us and bring us incredible joy. You do these things and so much more, but not a moment before making us all-around better […]

A Step-By-Step Guide for Keeping Your Sanity at Bedtime

Oh bedtime, the time of day when getting kids to bed and keeping them there is harder than all your day’s efforts combined. If you’re tired (so, so tired) of the epic battle of wills at bedtime, we’re here to offer a no-fuss, step-by-step guide to keeping your sanity at bedtime.

6 Ways to Help a Picky Eater

“But doctor, you don’t understand!” I cried to my pediatrician about my ever-so-picky-this-is-never-going-to-change-I’ve-tried-everything toddler. “My son only survives on Cheerios, chicken nuggets, and … AIR!” “Relax,” he told me, “it’s just a stage. He’ll discover new foods in time, but you have to calm down.” Calm down? CALM DOWN?! How could I calm down when […]

5 Tips for a Mess-Free Eating Session With Kids

Have a messy eater? Once upon I a time, I did too. Check out my 5 greatest tips on how to have a mess-free feeding session with kids!

My Toddler Potty-Trained Himself

OK, so BooBoo isn’t a toddler anymore, but when he was he totally potty-trained himself. This is his story.

Create a Magical and Personalized Message from Santa for FREE!

[Image courtesy: U Group Media/PNP] This is, without a doubt, one of the absolute coolest things I’ve ever seen for kids. And, it’s totally free! What the what? I know! Click here and create a magical and completely personalized message from Santa!

16 Things You Should NEVER Say to the Parent of a Toddler

Rude people say what? Click here for a list of the worst verbal offenses to parents of toddlers.

The Truth About Toddlers

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH! I kid, I kid. Always wanted to say that. Click here to read all about the stuff nobody tells you about parenting toddlers.

Before I Had a Toddler I Swore I’d Never…

I asked and you responded with the best answers ever! Before you had a toddler, y’all swore you’d never…[click here]