An Open Letter to My Gynecologist

Dear Dr. Lady Parts, As I sit here on the noisy paper lining of your exam table, I’m unable to think about anything but the two very thin, very low thread count sheets covering my very naked, very cold body. I know I don’t write, I don’t call, but I’m here now for my annual […]

My Glitter

Today I found myself majorly stressed out about my annual pap appointment. Scratch that, I’ve been stressed out since I made the appointment 8 days ago and the fact that I haven’t had a female exam in over 2 years. For shame. I don’t know what it is about the gyno that has me all stressed […]