Remember how you couldn’t wait for summer and then it finally arrived and you remembered summer meant swimsuits … and swimsuits meant shopping … and shopping for swimsuits meant the following 56 thoughts? Good times.
1. You know what I need? A new swimsuit.
2. A cute one with support! Lots of support.
3. And maybe a top with two different cup sizes. Do they make those? Because they really should.
4. Ooo! Look at all the pretty colors and prints!
5. Maybe I’m feeling a little adventurous!
6. OK, not that adventurous.
7. Wow, that’s tiny. And so is that. And so are all of these.
8. What’s with all this butt ruching?
9. Am I in the junior’s section?
10. “Slimming panels” my ass. Ugh, my ass.