Out of the Closet

Seriously? By the end of your pregnancy, you are pretty much over your maternity clothes which have been in heavy rotation over the last 25 weeks.  You have worn the same 4 outfits every 4 days and by this time, they (and you) have seen much better days.  It is my sincere hope that my […]

When I Grow Up

What did you want to be when you grew up?  Maybe an astronaut, a veterinarian or a ninja?  We are told from the time we are kids that the future is ours for the taking; we could be anything we wanted to be.  I’m not saying we were lied to or anything because there are, […]

Date Night

One of you planned it, a long awaited date night with your partner sans kids.In eager anticipation you realize there are things that simply must be done stat. 1.       Purchase a new outfit that makes you look as smokin’ as you know you used to be, or at a minimum, thin. 2.       Get a mani […]