Big Daddy P and I are redecorating our master bedroom and adjoining bathroom. Perhaps more frustrating than the exhaust and expense of doing-it-ourselves is that fact that everything I own is now on display.
This is what it feels like when your kids find your tampons and thongs.
MOMMYFRIEND 
You are a hoot! I can SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO relate! I have 3 boys, ages 3, 4 and 35. My 3 year old thinks I have 2 butts – I think you can figure that one out! I need a daughter, or at least a female pet!