When you keep a blog, sooner or later creepy people are going to find their way to your corner of the blogosphere. Um, yay.
My target audience is moms (and you too dads), hence the whole “Mommyfriend” thing.
I’ve learned the hard way that searches involving the term “Mommy Friend” are sometimes usually naughty in nature, lucky me.
But what happens when people who have no business reading your blog read your blog? Well, first you feel weird about it. Then you remind people your fists are outlawed in 37 states. Then you write an open letter to weirdos that goes something like this…
[Ahem]
Dear Weirdos,
If you are not parent, do not have plans to become a parent, know me in real life, or are otherwise weird in any way, please go elsewhere. The purpose of this site is the non-creepy sharing of ideas with my fellow parents, and for that, you need not know my shoe size.
Lastly, weird is so last year.
Kindest Regards,
La Mommyfemme Nikita
MOMMYFRIEND 
Ugh. Even hidden behind the Internet, creepy people can certainly freak anyone out. And sadly, after writing this post, I bet you show up higher in search results for “mommy friend,” and thus get even more weirdos coming out of the woodwork…
“I do not like weirdos here or there, I do not like them anywhere,” in my Dr. Seuss voice (long morning)… Using the word “weirdo” was very kind, I’ve got a few other names up my sleeve for some of the spam I see between twitter and my blog. Thankfully, I’ve learned not to open the links, LOL!
*snicker*
well put. freaky deaky is so last week.
oh the fun of the world wide web.
weirdos: leave my MommyFriend alone.
xxo
Argh. Stupid weirdos. GO AWAY WEIRDOS!
Happy weekend, Lori! xo
You too Sweetie (even though it’s almost over)…sad face.
Yes, I’m your Mommyfriend so they better listen to you!
As always you crack me up. When I read this yesterday I burst out laughing about the {you need not know my shoe size} line. And then I couldn’t figure out why the heck I couldn’t comment! 😉
People are so weird and scary, ugh!