Once a Year I Ditch My Kids to Shake My Booty

Like a lot of you, I’m with my kids 24/7. We wake up together, eat together, play together, clean up (sometimes) together, and on and on and well … on. It’s like “Groundhog Day” only not nearly as funny. Aside from the constant fighting, snack retrievals, and endless boring-ass conversations about Skylanders, I’m seriously lucky […]

9 Things I’m So Glad I Don’t Have to Do For My Kids Anymore

See this woman crossing the finish line? That’s me, only much skinnier…with much longer hair…running (which would never actually happen). Friends, I’ve crossed the metaphorical finish line of parenting – my 4 year old can now buckle his own car seat. This newfound freedom has me reconsidering the whole baby thing pretty hard, especially in […]