I had become one of those pregnant women you didn’t want to know. I secretly believed I was the most important woman on the planet because I was expecting. Self-importance is a quality my husband loathes in anyone, especially pregnant women. I thought I’d kept my selfish beast pretty well hidden from him but every […]
The 10 Hardest Things About Being 10 Weeks Pregnant
January 3, 2010 22 Comments
1. Being too “fat” for regular clothes and too “skinny” for maternity clothes. I am going to design clothing for this critical pregnancy stage, called “Faternity” clothes. 2. Simply looking fat and exhausted to strangers who fail to notice your supposed “glow” and just think you were dealt an unfortunate genetic hand. Or, in my case, coworkers […]
Wait, I’m Pregnant?
January 3, 2010 1 Comment
Finding Out So you bought a pregnancy test even though you thought there was no possible way you could be pregnant. Your stupid period has eluded you but you either just came off the pill, have been really stressed out or always had irregular periods. So at the advice of your Mommy Friend, you buy […]





