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As I stare into a computer monitor decorated with password-bearing Post-It notes, I’m alerted to a text from my non-password protected phone. In case there was ever any doubt, I don’t care about protecting my personal correspondence. With three emails addresses and countless social media accounts open at all times, my utter indifference toward private […]
Whether you’re in a relationship or not, you’ve cringed at ridiculous couple behavior. I suppose when you’re all love-crazed in a delicious new relationship it’s easy to lose sight of socially acceptable behavior, being all freshly sexed up and all. For the rest of us who are neither in new relationships nor freshly sexed, y’all […]
My wedding cake was topped with a dapper looking groom and a lovely traditional bride. By all accounts it’s a lovely porcelain figurine that now sits on a bookshelf covered in dust. If I had a wedding day do-over, I choose the same man, rethink the long sleeve gloves, lose the hideous fern from my […]
Big Daddy P and I argue about damn near everything. From how often to shut down the computer, to how awesome I drive, to the temperature on the thermostat, we argue about it … agree to disagree … and then argue some more. It’s exhausting, infuriating, and the secret to a happy marriage? Quite possibly. According […]
Beyond, “Mom, can I have a snack?” there are questions I hatebeing asked, particularly by men. From whether or not I’m on my period to what the hell I do all day, questions such as these ballsy and inconsiderate. When my fellow Babble blogger, Marinka tackled 5 Questions Men Should Not Ask Women, my mind […]
My Dearest Libido, I don’t really know where to start so I guess I’ll begin with the obligatory, how are you? Or rather, where are you? Is it sunny where you are? Screw this. I can’t do it. I can’t just sit here and send you a warm “thinking of you” letter when I’m pissed…[read […]
A couple of days ago I shared highlights from AskMen.com’s “Great Male Survey” where we learned all kinds of fascinating man stats, like how over half of men supposedly know when we’re faking it in bed. But AskMen.com didn’t stop there, they teamed up with TrèsSugar to conduct “The Great Female Survey” to reveal the […]
Your bedroom is supposed to be a haven o’ rest hot sex, but for many folks, it’s just another room that happens to contain a bed. If you’ve ever wondered what (or who) is to blame for your lukewarm sex life, I offer up these 5 common bedroom habits responsible for ruining our collective sex […]
Think you know men? You might want to think again. According to AskMen.com’s 2012 “Great Male Survey”, women haven’t cornered the market on faking it in the bedroom. Thirty-four percent of men admitted faking orgasm on one or multiple occasions. Gasp! What do you mean vaginas aren’t magical? Faking orgasm wasn’t all AskMen.com’s survey of […]
It’s only natural for couples to feel insecure about their relationships from time to time. While some folks get nervous when things get tough, others get nervous when things are going too well. Whatever the cause for that uneasy feeling, we can all use a boost of confidence in our relationship. Check of these 6 […]
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