A Better Marriage Can Be Yours in 4.5 Minutes

Let’s be honest here, you’re probably thinking, “Yeah right, what can I do in 4.5 minutes that’s going to help my marriage?” I sense the skepticism, friends, but that’s only because I shared the same doubts. But listen, there’s this guy, Jim Fannin who wrote a piece for Esquire on how to improve your marriage […]

Gasp! A Reader Accused Me of Having a Favorite Child

f you’ve been reading Babble Kids over the last few weeks you know the blog and the world at large has gone crazy over Buzz’s post Admit It, You Have a Favorite Kid. I Do. I’ve written about having a favorite kid before where I told you my favorite was the one who was bothering […]

Allowing My Kid to Fail Taught Him How to Succeed

If there’s anythingI avoid and generally avoid pretty well, it’s failure. It’s not that I never fail (I wish), it’s more like I’m so afraid to fail that I rarely try things that involve the potential to fail. That’s some kind of living, Mommyfriend! Don’t I know it, friends. So with all my practice not […]

Survey Says: Road Trips are Good for Your Relationship

I’ve never been on an airplane with my husband. Nope, not even once. For all 18 years that we’ve been together, we’ve road tripped everywhere. Friends, that’s a lot of miles. And deadmau5. And Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. Oh, the tales I could share from our travels on the open road. But for every bitchin’ duet […]

Kumbaya, Y’all! Parent Your Kids Your Own way

Listen my friends, there’s been a lot of ahem, discussion around these parts lately about what’s right and wrong in the land of parenting. I just want to say this: Parent your own way. Disagree with others, write your blog comments, and then go back into the world and parent the best way you know […]

Science Confirms Boobs are Magical

So here’s the thing, heterosexual men really like love are obsessed with female breasts. Ladies, since the moment we started stuffing our bras in junior high we’ve known this, but what we didn’t really know was why. They’re boobs, mounds of fleshy flesh that require monthly self-checking, and proper support. What’s the big deal? Two […]

How Young is Too Young to Leave a Kid Home Alone?

I’m no stranger to the peril and personal freedom of staying home alone as a child. As a latchkey kid from about the age of 9, the first thing I’d do when I got home from school was search the kitchen for the best junk food I could find before settling in to do my homework […]

An Open Letter to My Gynecologist

Dear Dr. Lady Parts, As I sit here on the noisy paper lining of your exam table, I’m unable to think about anything but the two very thin, very low thread count sheets covering my very naked, very cold body. I know I don’t write, I don’t call, but I’m here now for my annual […]

My Son Wet the Bed Until He was Almost 9

At the risk of embarrassing Boy Wonder any more than I already have as a mom blogger, I’ve taken to this post to reveal that he wet the bed until he was nearly 9 years old. I tell you this because bedwetting happens to older children and yet it’s something parents don’t talk like to […]

10 Signs You’ve Found “The One”

In love, is there really such thing as “the one”? The romantics among us would like to think so. Who doesn’t appreciate the idea of that rare and wonderful person who stands above all others and ”gets you” in a way no one else ever could? That person you meet and swear you’ve not only […]