25 Things You Don’t Know About Me

Us Weekly is pretty much my go-to for hard-hitting celebrity news.  I think we can all agree this publication is worth the pictures alone.  My favorite feature is “25 Things You Don’t Know About Me” and since I’ll thankfully never find myself on the pages of Us Weekly, allow me to publish my own list…although it’s very likely you already know everything worth knowing.

  1. I‘ve never broken a bone.
  2. I almost drowned when I was 8 on a summer school field trip to the beach.  A lifeguard saved me. 
  3. My house has been robbed.  Oh man, did that ever suck.
  4. I cried at both ultrasound appointments each time I learned I was having a boy.  Bad mommy.
  5. People tell me BooBoo has a dog’s name.  Like his real name is a dog’s name…now that I think about it “BooBoo” is actually a dog’s name too, huh.
  6. I have very small hands, like child-small.  Freaky.
  7. I secretly wonder how many more years I’ll have to pretend to care about Pokemon.
  8. The Kitchen God’s Wife by Amy Tan is one of my very favorite books.
  9. I don’t care about fancy cars but I do care about good teeth.
  10. They call me “Business Barbie” at my day job.
  11. If I even think about sun I’ll sunburn.
  12. I get caffeine withdrawal headaches.
  13. I’ve never had a broken heart.
  14. I’m very afraid of doctors.
  15. I can only make 3 things without a recipe: tacos, spaghetti and meatloaf.
  16. I will marry John Mayer and change him.
  17. My engagement ring is an antique from the 1920’s.  It broke while I was sitting in spa before I got married and I was certain it was an omen.  I guess it wasn’t, I mean not yet anyway.
  18. My husband’s Best Man broke up with my Maid of Honor a week before our wedding.  That wasn’t weird.
  19. I went to high school with a famous porn star.
  20. My dad makes the best baked beans ever.
  21. I’m a little bit psychic. 
  22. My friends aren’t sure what I do for a living.  I’m like Chandler Bing.
  23. I pluck my own eyebrows.  Yeah, chances are you know that, I mean look at them (or actually, please don’t).
  24. I collect miniature buildings.
  25. I won’t eat meat off a bone.

And really, now you know me better than my own mother. 

Play with me Mommy Friends; what do I need to know about you?  I’m totally nosey.

And oh yeah, that iLori picture above is an actual store in the Forum Shops of Caesar’s Palace in Vegas.  They sell really expensive sunglasses there.


  1. Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing! 😉

  2. Cool post! I hate shopping for myself, but I love shopping for others. I know, I’m weird.

  3. hey! #25, me too!!

  4. Business Barbie! Love it! Do you have the reversable skirt, though, and the pink briefcase? 😉 Love this!

  5. Hmmm. The psychic thing is interesting. Do I get to start asking you to predict my future? 😉

    You know a lot about me already. Anything you don’t know but want to? Just ask. I’m very upfront and open…

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