Big Daddy P got himself a fancy shmancy camera and suddenly I’m expected to be his muse.
He has delusions of pin-up grandeur of which I have serious and justified reservations. See, I don’t know if he knows this, but I have had 2 kids and I don’t like to prance around wearing vintage swimsuits and high heels. I don’t even own vintage swimsuits and high heels. And just so there’s no misunderstanding, I’m letting it hereby known that I don’t have sexy pillow fights with my girlfriends and I like to eat. A lot.
I am not, nor will I ever be a model. I can’t even figure out how to make those expressive eyes Tyra is always talking about.
Things started out easy, candid shots with the kids. Always fun.
Then I put on a dress I bought on sale at Target for $27. These pictures turned out really yellow and as it turns out, yellow is very forgiving. Who knew?
Random shots.
This last shot is my attempt at a Calvin Klein pose, looking all serious and hungry in black and white.
Big Daddy P wanted to step it up from G-Rated to PG-13 and the buck stopped right there. I’m hiding my fully-clothed butt with this bright light photo effect on the left because it’s big and I know how to use Photoshop dammit.
Enough modeling, I’ve got a blog to write and a mouth to stuff.
MOMMYFRIEND 
Great, great photos! You look fabulous and those children of yours are adorable!
So are you Tina!
Thanks Betsy!
I’m not surprised he’s equally creative with the camera. Maybe it’s the models in the pictures. I esp. love the one of you and the kids. Great shot!
way fun! you look so cute! 🙂
I love the pics! You don’t need photoshop, LOL! We’ve all gained a little junk in our trunks since the kids arrived.
These are super cute photos…and you are one hot mama!
It is It’s sweet and kinda embarrassing.
Thanks! The sandals are from Kohl’s but sadly, they were not on sale, boo!
Stop it some more. Wow, I needed to hear this today!
Cameron, I’d be lying if I said that didn’t make me happy. I’m trying to bring short hair back, lol!
Thank you sister, muah!
Aww, shucks Paul. Your hottie wife has got me beat by a mile! You are one lucky man
from a man’s perspective you look very hot! In all honesty you look better than most everyone in the magazines. Hubby has the right idea and I know what I’m talking about.
you are beautiful! love this!
You are just beautiful!! You make me want to cut my hair short, but I just would not look as fabulous as you do!
I love the pictures! You could definitely be a top mommy model!
Looking cute Top Mommy…and those are some real cute sandles.
you are adorable!!!
LOL love this blog its too funny! I completely agree with every little bit. If I was 20 lbs lighter hey i would buy me a nice 1 piece and high heels!
Great pics! Have to say my favorite (although they are all wonderful) is you holding the makeup. Looks like fun all around. Cute shoes too.
You look adorable….as always. I think it is awesome that he wants you to be his muse,that’s a testament to how beautiful he sees you as.That is a beautiful thing!
You look great!! I got the same kind of fancy camera a while back and can’t seem to get a decent pic of myself with it!