All The Single Ladies


How you doin’?

I have a cute husband; he is kind, baby-faced and in great physical shape.  I also have cute kids, like really.  Now I know your man and your kids are cute too, like really, so stay with me here.

In complex mathematical terms, this is how I see the equation:

Cute Daddy Friend + Cute Kids = Chick Magnet

It seems as if whenever Big Daddy P is out on the town with the kiddies he is exhibiting some ridiculous pheromones or something because the single ladies just come flocking.  While I can attest to the female attention, I can neither confirm nor deny whether the attention is directed toward him or his adorable children.  I assume this happens to all the cutie Daddy Friends to some degree and that’s all fine and good.  If my Daddy Friend happens to interpret the female attention as a reminder that he’s still got it, I can live with that. 

But let’s talk about Mommy Friends for a second.  We are beautiful, friendly and lots of you are even just plain sexy.  Yet somehow when the cute Mommy Friend is out with her cute kiddies, she doesn’t seem to get the same kind of attention from the single men.  Or do you?  I sure as sugar don’t.

In complex mathematical terms, this is how I see the equation:

Cute Mommy Friend + Cute Kids = Not so cute amount of responsibility

I’m not looking to solve the equation or right the injustice; I’m just stating the obvious.  And honestly, receiving the attention of single men while out with my kiddies is likely to bother me anyway since bending over to wipe boogers isn’t my best angle.

Comments

  1. You know what it is? They see the daddy’s as doing something great and it’s something those girls want too in a mate. The guys of course may like it, but hey chica’s that’s my cute daddy-o, so hands off. lol

  2. Newly single mom here –

    If I’m alone (which rarely happens), I get hit on by single men.

    If I’m with my kids, I get hit on by single dads with their kids. And I think… Do I really want to take care of THEIR kids, too? 😉

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