My Husband Is Not ‘Such a Great Dad’ for Taking Care of His Kids

Last weekend, I left my kids home with their dad for girls’ weekend in Las Vegas with my former boss (relax you guys, she’s 70). We had a total blast. We gambled, shopped, ate very, very well, and even took in a female impersonator show. By all accounts we did Vegas right. When I scheduled […]

My Family Did Just Fine Without Me, No Fair

I bitched long and hard about needed time away from my family. A couple days later I bitched about all the fun they have without me when I’m gone. But underneath all that bitching, part of me was really hoping that my family would fall apart without me. Maybe BooBoo would cry himself to sleep […]

When Mom’s Away, the Boys Will Play

As excited as I am to escape the monotony of my everyday and head to NYC to shake my booty, I look forward to the trip with great trepidation. Trepidation about leaving my kids in the capable care of their father. Trepidation about the condition of my home when I return. Trepidation about famine, earthquakes, […]