I love babies; other people’s babies. As for me, I think I’m done.
Spreading the err, Love
November 4, 2011 1 Comment
You better believe there’s a story behind (get it, behind?) this picture. Click here to read all about it.
And Baby Makes 5?
August 31, 2011 2 Comments
Whoa, hold the phone. No one is preggers over here but I just turned 35 last week and it’s totally making my eggs feel old. Click here to read my personal essay on how I feel about having withering overaries and tell me if you feel the same way. My womb is wondering.
I Promise You (Probably) Won’t Break Your Baby
August 24, 2011 4 Comments
To all my brand spankin’ new Mommy Friends out there (especially you Jilly Willy), this post is for you. I so hope you’ll honor me with a read because (not to be dramatic or anything) I poured my heart into every word. Some people want to buy the world a Coke, I want to give every new mom a hug. Tight.
Are You a Momzilla? I was.
July 22, 2011 6 Comments
My name is Mommyfriend Lori and I am, or at least was a Momzilla – GASP! Check out my latest article on Babble, Are You a Momzilla? and let me know. Hey, it takes one to know one. There’s even a handy-dandy Momzilla quiz just for fun…or just in case self-reflection isn’t on your agenda for today.
I’m Rockin’ the Baby!
July 11, 2011 46 Comments
So my girl Shell at Things I Can’t Say started an awesome bloggy movement last month called “Rockin’ the Bump“, I participated along with nearly 200+ other gorgeous mamas as we proudly displayed our baby bumps. Well Shell didn’t stop there, oh no. This month we’re Rockin’ the Baby! Here I am rockin’ my firstborn, Boy [...]
Could We Survive Infant Daycare – Or the comments that come with it?
June 8, 2011 19 Comments
I contributed a personal essay to Babble about my heart-wrenching personal experience putting Boy Wonder in infant daycare, aptly titled Could We Survive Infant Daycare? Because I seriously had my doubts. The decision was H-A-R-D and some of the comments on the article have been like, ouch. Mommy Friends are not divided by SAHM, WOHM, [...]
The Unnatural Art of Breastfeeding
February 4, 2011 33 Comments
When it comes to breastfeeding, we all start out with the same thought: I’m a woman. I have boobies. How hard could it be? Enter the irony of breastfeeding. It seems like breastfeeding should be all so very natural and instinctual and yet it just isn’t. Breastfeeding takes practice and support and lots and lots of [...]
They Grow Up So Fast
August 19, 2010 11 Comments
We say our kids grow up so fast, I think I’ve figured out why. Many infant and toddler apparel companies have begun selling skinny jeans. Because babies and toddlers need skinny jeans. In fact, they demand them because that diaper adds a little too much junk in the trunk. Baby skinny jeans [Image Credit] Toddler skinny jeans [Image credit] And then Heelarious came [...]
Gisele Is Not A Mommy Friend
August 3, 2010 22 Comments
[Image credit] I just broke up with Gisele. Supermodel Gisele Bundchen and I have been on the rocks for a while. Sure, maybe you haven’t read about our tumultuous relationship in Us Weekly, but I’m taking to Mommyfriend to bring you the exclusive. Perfect Gisele gave birth to a perfect baby boy with her perfect [...]
